If Jesus were alive today
He d be a rock star
Not sure what instrument he d play
But he would go far
He d be punk or better yet
80s metal
He d be huge, and you can bet
He d be on TRL

His songs would be about love, peace, and harmony
Fundamentalists would say he s on the verge of blasphemy
Peter d play guitar with James on bass, off key.
Now I guess it s me who s on the verge of blasphemy.

But really, if you will,
Is it that insane?
To think the Lamb, with all his skill,
Wouldn t utilize that fame
To spread the Good Word
Like he did back in the day
On a nationwide tour
It s the American way!!!

He d give us the MTV version of a homily
The elderly would say he s on the verge of blasphemy
He d rock out on the stage, like a holy Tommy Lee
Now I guess it s me who s on the verge of blasphemy

His riffs could cure the sick, make the blind finally see
But still someone will say he s on the verge of blasphemy
Every Christmas, there d be a Woodstockesque jubilee.
Now I guess it s me who s on the verge of blasphemy.
Now I guess it s me who s on the verge of blasphemy.
Now I guess it s me who s on the verge of blasphemy.